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A swanky, new jail facility will house the most hardened white collar criminals — just off Zuma Beach in Malibu. Cells with a view... for you know who...
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No Computing While Driving Ordinance Takes Effect
California drivers will now have to wait until they get to the office or back home before logging into their laptop computers. April 1st marks the addition of the laptop ban to the list of driver distraction offenses.
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Day Without Soufflé Tops List of Strikes, Boycotts
Restaurant owners, chefs and staff rallied together to push for recognition of soufflé, which they feel is taken for granted by many people. “People should call their workplaces and just say, ‘Soufflé!’
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Obama's Used Fingernail Clipping to be Featured
In his whirlwind visit to California, Barack Obama not only left behind goodwill, but also a discarded fingernail clipping — recovered by cleaning staff at his hotel. The clipping was purchased for $5,000 and will be display at...
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