In his whirlwind visit to California, Barack Obama not only left behind goodwill, but also a discarded fingernail clipping — recovered by cleaning staff at his hotel.  The clipping received a positive DNA analysis and was subsequently purchased for $5,000.  The presidential flotsam will be on display at the Celebrity Junk Museum in a special exhibit of famous clippings of the rich and famous, including 37 toe clippings of Ronald Reagan that were donated by Nancy Reagan.  

 In honor of his re-appearance in court, Phil Spector’s hair will go on display. Spector donated his hair — sometimes curly, currently straight — to the Celebrity Junk Museum, where it will be on display throughout the trial.
 
 Spector declined to comment directly on the donation, but his lawyer released a statement by the famed producer-turned-con-wannabe: “I need justice more than I need hair.  I hope that this helps some underprivileged, sniveling brat out there somewhere. If it helps even one lousy kid, then it’s worth every hair.”

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