Woman Pays $50,000 For Clone of Pet Cat
SAUSILITO, Ca. —
Genetic Savings & Clone has produced Little Nicky: the first-ever
cloned-to-order kitten made from the DNA of a woman's much beloved
albeit deceased cat of 17 years. The Texan woman, who requested
anonymity for fear of being targeted by anti-cloning groups, paid
$50,000 to the California-based company to get a copy cat of the
original. She claims that the cat has the same personality and looks
as her former cat. The first commercial cloning of a pet dog is
expected to follow sometime this Spring. — AP
Disney Uses Feng
Shui to Set Opening Date of New Park
BURBANK, Ca. — Disney's
new Hong Kong park is scheduled to open on Sept. 12, 2005, due to
the auspicious date. Feng shui masters were consulted in order to
comply with traditional Chinese methods of numerology and design.
— Bloomberg News
Graffiti Clean-Up Time Shortens
CARPINTERIA, Ca. — After an outbreak of graffiti, the city council shortened the clean-up
period by which property owners must erase any graffiti on their
property. The former length of time was 30 days; now it's 10 days — or face a fine of $100 per day. [LAT 10-04]
Disney Gets Politically Correct
DISNEYLAND — Responding to disappointed theme park attendees, Disneyland is reversing
its previous politically correct stance on the removal of guns which
shoot hippos on The Jungle Cruise, the softening of the spin on
the Mad Tea Party ride, and the toning down of maiden-chasing on
Pirates of the Caribbean. The park's officials describe the changes
as a way of "restoring the magic" as the park prepares
for its 50th birthday next year. [LAT 10-04]
Anti-Terrorism Chief Stopped at LAX
LOS ANGELES — In keeping with the new TV drama, LAX, about Los Angeles International
Airport, L.A.'s top anti-terrorism official was stopped after screeners
found an undeclared, loaded .38-caliber pistol in his carry-on bag.
John Miller was questioned and later released after his identity
could be verified. Los Angeles Police Chief William J. Bratton noted
that "It was embarrassing for him, certainly embarrassing for
his family, and embarrassing, to be quite frank with you, for the
department. Could it be that the TV show LAX paid Miller to bring
real-life drama to the airport in order to boost its ratings? [LAT,
9/28/04]
Feds Ease Off Hemp
CALIFORNIA —
The Feds backed down from a 3-year battle to ban hemp food products,
which are found in certain bread, protein powders and other foods,
and which carry only trace amounts of the intoxicants (THC - tetrahydrocannabinol)
found in cannabis. The Drug Enforcement Administration's attempts
to block sales and consumption of hemp foods were thwarted by the
U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals' ruling in favor of the hemp food
industry. Hemp seeds and oils are said to contain omega-3 fatty
acids and other helpful nutrients. [LAT, 9/28/04]
LAPD Has a Hit With New Rubberized Flashlights
LOS ANGELES —
Shortly after LaLa Times writer, Brad Schreiber, penned an article
about the LAPD switching to rubber-covered flashlights after the
beating of motorist Stanley Miller, the police did just that. L.A.
police chief Bratton banned metal flashlights in lieu of rubberized
flashlights. Could it be that the LAPD is taking its cue from humorists?
[LAT 8/4/04]
Man Surrenders to Junk Food
SIMI VALLEY —
A five-hour standoff in Simi Valley, between police and a barricaded
man, ended peacefully when he surrendered after he was promised
a pack of cigarettes and a diet soda. Initially approached by police
for possession of marijuana, the man put a gun to his own head and
didn't surrender until the deal for snacks and cigs was brokered.
[Ventura County Star, 9/15/04]
Hybrid Owners Watch Out for Tailpipe Suckers
LOS ANGELES —
Hybrids are 90% cleaner than the typical passenger car. Believe
it or not, the stuff coming out of their tailpipes can be cleaner
than the air most Angelenos breathe.
[L.A. Times Magazine, 8/29/04]
L.A. Unified Wiped Out
LOS ANGELES —
Budget cutbacks have forced some L.A. Unified schools to go without
toilet paper. It was not clear how administrators who made those
cuts expected students to take care of business. [LaLa Times, 5/04]
4th of July Celebration Toned Down in San Diego
SAN DIEGO —
Beachgoers who previously celebrated the Fourth of July by bringing
refrigerators, couches and other furniture to fire rings will not
be allowed to do so this year. Pets, smoking and alcohol are also
being added to the list of restricted items and activities. [LAT,
5/04]
Man Gets Nailed
LANCASTER —
A construction worker stumbled on a scaffold and fell onto a co-worker
who was holding a nailgun. In the process of trying to catch the
falling man, the man with the nail gun accidentally fired six nails
into the man's skull. Miraculously, the man is expected to fully
recover. [LAT, 5/04}
Avoiding Algebra Altogether
SANTA CRUZ —
After Santa Cruz got a waiver from a law requiring high school students
to complete one year of algebra in order to graduate, nearly 200
other statewide districts jumped on board to request the same exemption
on behalf of 4% of the state's senior class. A Santa Cruz official
claimed that no one was aware of the requirement, which was passed
in 2000. [LAT, 4/04]
Sand and Smoking Don't Mix on L.A. Beaches
LOS ANGELES —
The L.A. City Council voted unanimously to ban smoking on all city
beaches, from Malibu down to Manhattan Beach. Council members, however,
agreed to form a task force to consider smokers' requests for smoking
on designated patches of sand. [LAT, 4/04]
Sacramento Hangs Up on State Teens
SACRAMENTO —
California lawmakers are considering a measure that would forbid
teenagers from phone use while driving. Lawmakers last year banned
driving if a video monitor is within a driver's view. [LAT, 4/04}
Shake, Rattle and Robles
PASO ROBLES —
After a December earthquake near this central California town, there
have now been a reported 3,334 aftershocks. According to geological
scientists, half of those shocks occurred the week after the original
jolt. [LAT]
Scholarships Notices Accidently Sent
DAVIS — UC
Davis mailed out 6,000 notices to the wrong students, declaring
that they'd received a prestigious scholarship worth $7,500. In
sending out an email apology, the university sent out 6,000 more
notices to yet another group of students undeserving of the scholarship.
[LAT]
Pass De-Salinization
THE PACIFIC —
By 2030, more than 1.5 million Californians are expected to be sipping
water that has been desalinized. At least 20 desalizinationprojects
by water agencies and private companies are now on the table and
will be considered by the state of California for bidding. [LAT]
Water Danger -- Or Not
ALISO VIEJO — City officials proposed a law that would have banned foam cups from
being used at events which require city permits. A supposed danger
posed by "dihydrogen monoxide" (a.k.a. water), a chemical
used in the production of the cups, turned out to be a hoax. [LAT,
3-13-04]
Serious Chihuahuas
ACTON —
A woman convicted of keeping 235 Chihuahuas in a four-bedroom home
faces nearly six years in prison and fines of $500,000. The 72-year-old
woman, when convicted of keeping the dogs in fetid conditions, collapsed
and had to be taken to the hospital. [LAT, 3-17-04]
A Stinking Rescue
CHATSWORTH —
A tow truck was used to rescue a horse that fell through the lid
of a septic tank. The horse treaded water for an hour before being
rescued. [LAT, 3-12-04]
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