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Kitesurfer Disappears Into Oblivion

by George Wolfe

VENTURA COUNTY — An avid kitesurfer, Win Lexel, disappeared yesterday at a popular spot near the county line. Weather reports recorded unusually strong, gusting winds of up to 95 m.p.h.

UP, UP AND AWAY!: Bye, bye, Lexel.