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 'George B' says: Thank you for contacting WhiteHouseLink LiveChat, how may I help you today?
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: yeah, I'm pretty pissed off and I need someone to talk to. I lost my job on a production line at a steel mill here in dayton, ohio. what do you propose I do now?
 George B: Please wait a sec'.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: hey, where'd you go?
 George B: Sorry. Just consulting with my staff. Please get another job to best resolve the issue of unemployment.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: hey, I've looked. believe me, there are no other manufacturing jobs in this area for what I do. besides, I've got family here, we have ties to our church and community, and my kids are in the middle of a school year. am I supposed to just up and move to where there are more jobs?
 George B: If there are no comparable jobs in your immediate area, please cross-train to another career. If that does not resolve your problem, then yes, it is possible you might have to move. Sorry 'bout that.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: if I moved, where would you recommend?
 George B: Please wait a sec'.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: hey, stop doing that! either talk to me or don't…
 George B: Sorry. It looks like employment prospects are good in Denver, Colorado and Raleigh, North Carolina.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: -- or maybe Mexico, huh?
 George B: Orlando, Florida is also high on our list.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: hey, are you really typing answers, or are you just pushing buttons that spit out answers? how do I know this is really George Bush that I'm chatting with anyway?
 George B: Yes. I am George W. Bush, president of the free world. How may I help you today?
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: see? that's just what I mean!
 George B: God Bless America.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: that's really annoying. please stop.
 George B: Sorry you are not exactly appreciating my help.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: don't sweat it. but seriously, George… what are you going to do about the deficit you're racking up? I voted for you back when you had a huge surplus, but I'm having second thoughts this next time around.
 George B: Thanks for your support. As to your issue: I assure that it will work. The American people are good people. Tax breaks are the road to recovery and wealth.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: yeah, maybe for the rich…
 George B: We must stay the course.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: What about the war in Iraq?
 George B: Weapons of Mass Destruction. The American people are behind it 100%. Our success will be directly coming from their faith in our mission.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: yeah, but what about Spain dropping out?
 George B: Yes. Sorry. Spaniards are turncoats -- pass it on. Weapons of Mass Destruction. We must spread Democracy at any cost…
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: yeah, yeah… -- what about job outsourcing? how do you feel about that?
 George B: Please wait a sec'.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: sure. whatever.
 George B: Thanks for your patience. Outsourcing is good for the American people.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: i'm not so sure it's good for the middle class.
 George B: Stay the course, my fellow person. A thousand points of light. No new taxes… -- sorry -- ah, here we go: The road of free trade is paved with good intentions. It will be directly leading us along the path to prosperity.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: yeah? I'll believe it when I see it.
 George B: Thanks for your vote.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: hey, I didn't say I'd vote for you!
 George B: Sorry. I mean: support for your problem… a vote of confidence. Is there any other way I can help you today?
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: no, you've done enough damage for one session. thanks anyway.
 George B: Thanks for your support. I hope we have solved your problem. Keep the faith.
 sickntired@rustbelt.com: yeah, right.
 George B: Goodnight and God Bless America.