boulderdash n: a road game played by California drivers during the wet season <Penelope called her friend to tell her about the ~ that was already underway along Pacific Coast Highway.> -more-

 









Michael Jackson to Build
Amusement Park Near Prison

Buddha's Gym:
Becoming One With Any Body

Bush Declares California
"Disaster Area—In General"

Tongue Tattoos: New Fad

Lakers Sign Fetus

Beverly Hills Morgue
Offers Herbal Body Wraps

 
 
 Metro

Mayoral Candidate Builds Ark to Get Attention

L.A. Schools Begin "Oil-for-Education" Program

Orange Curtain to Separate Los Angeles From Orange County

Hummingbird Closes LAX Indefinitely

Humongous Turkey Auctioned, Flies the Coop, Terrorizes West Hollywood

L.A. City Council Bans Piñatas in City Parks, Streets

LAX Electricity Outage Brings Foot-Traffic on Moving Walkways to Standstill

Orange County Joins Attack on L.A.

Southland Water Agency Adds Teeth Whitener to Drinking Water

Inland Empire Launches Attack on Los Angeles

Christmas Treesitter Grounded

Tree-sitter Refuses to Let Go of Christmas

Santa Ana Winds Cause Ion-Blaster Shooting Spree

California Beaches to Close on Sundays

Valley Block to Secede From Other Valley Block

Santa Monica Meter Maid Grosses $6 Million in Commissions

Study Proves Burbank is Flatter Than Kansas

Malibu Riviera to Secede From Rest of Malibu

Crop Circles Appear in South Central L.A.