In light of Operation Angelic Freedom,
the Inland/Orange Empire coalition has issued a pack of tarot
cards they hope will lead to the arrest of the most wanted
Angelenos.
NAME
|
OCCUPATION/TITLE |
CARD |
Janeane Garofalo |
professional prankster/actress
|
The Fool |
Tim Robbins |
actor/major player
|
The Lovers |
Susan Sarandon |
arch-feminist actress
|
The Lovers |
Michael Moore |
rabble-rousing guerilla filmmaker
|
The Hermit |
Madonna |
francophile/demagogue /pop singer
|
The Star |
Martin Sheen |
Presidential impersonator/actor
|
The Hanged Man |
Murphy Brown |
anti-family actress
|
The Devil |
Gore Vidal |
subversive writer |
The Magician |
Barbara Streisand |
fanatical, Bolshevik
|
actress |
Oliver Stone |
Castro-sympathizing, pro-Marxist filmmaker
|
The Emperor |
Cher |
pinko actress/player
|
The Heirophant |
Sean Penn |
back-stabbing rebel/actor
|
The Chariot |
Spike Lee |
pro-Islamic, maverick filmmaker
|
Strength |
Edward Norton |
revolutionary, extremist actor
|
Wheel of Fortune |
Richard Gere |
socialist actor
|
Justice |
Sheryl Crow |
lovenik agitator/singer
|
Temperance |
Randy Newman |
anti-American songwriter |
Death |
Steven Spielberg |
director/major player
|
The Tower |
George Clooney |
seditious actor
|
The Sun |
Danny Glover |
traitor/zealot/actor
|
The Moon |
Natalie Maines |
treasonous chicknik singer |
Judgement
|
Bart Simpson |
anti-authoritarian/ |
midget actor
The World |
LESS IS MOORE:
The Inland/Orange Empire hopes to round up the usual suspects
—— such as "rabble-rousing guerilla filmmaker"
Michael Moore.