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 Entertainment

L.A.'s Most Wanted: Tarot Card Set

In light of Operation Angelic Freedom, the Inland/Orange Empire coalition has issued a pack of tarot cards they hope will lead to the arrest of the most wanted Angelenos.


NAME
OCCUPATION/TITLE CARD
Janeane Garofalo professional prankster/actress
The Fool
Tim Robbins actor/major player
The Lovers
Susan Sarandon arch-feminist actress
The Lovers
Michael Moore rabble-rousing guerilla filmmaker
The Hermit
Madonna francophile/demagogue /pop singer
The Star
Martin Sheen Presidential impersonator/actor
The Hanged Man
Murphy Brown anti-family actress
The Devil
Gore Vidal

subversive writer

The Magician
Barbara Streisand fanatical, Bolshevik
actress
Oliver Stone Castro-sympathizing, pro-Marxist filmmaker
The Emperor
Cher pinko actress/player
The Heirophant
Sean Penn back-stabbing rebel/actor
The Chariot
Spike Lee pro-Islamic, maverick filmmaker
Strength
Edward Norton revolutionary, extremist actor
Wheel of Fortune
Richard Gere
socialist actor
Justice
Sheryl Crow lovenik agitator/singer
Temperance
Randy Newman anti-American songwriter Death
Steven Spielberg director/major player
The Tower
George Clooney seditious actor
The Sun
Danny Glover traitor/zealot/actor
The Moon
Natalie Maines treasonous chicknik singer

Judgement

Bart Simpson anti-authoritarian/ midget actor
The World




LESS IS MOORE: The Inland/Orange Empire hopes to round up the usual suspects —— such as "rabble-rousing guerilla filmmaker" Michael Moore.
SHOT DOWN: Sarandon, Robbins and Glover head the list of cards being used to capture prominent, leftist actor-agitators.

 

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ISSUE # 7

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L.A.'s Most Wanted: Tarot Card Set

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