lampoon n:
a metaphorical spear used for jabbing people <If I hear one
more stupid politician, I'm getting out my ~.>
lap dog n:
a dog that can lap milk, lap dance, etc. <Tanya's dog was astounding
— a true ~!>
LAXadaisical adj:
devoid of energy when in the vicinity of LAX <The sight of
the airport in the distance made Gigi ~.>
LAXative adj:
having a tendency to go around and around the airport <After
the police had waived Daisy away from the LAX pickup area for
the tenth time, she had to admit she was ~.>
Liebeschnitzel n:
someone so loveable that you want to eat them up <Suzie thought
Timmy was a doll — a real ~>
lip sink n:
what occurs when lips are over-inflated by collagen <After
her super-size-me treatment, Natalia's lips got so big she had
trouble keeping them up without constantly pursing them. It was
a bad case of ~.>
leukodysrhythmia n:
the inability of white people to develop rhythm <Cecil
wanted badly to dance but he had early-onset ~.>
Little Brother n: the force which monitors
Big Brother (a.k.a. the powers that be) <Big Brother may
well be watching us, but with the ubiquity of home videos and
photography, ~ occasionally turns the sibling tables on end.>